Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Karma: Leonardo DiCaprio wins in the end


I can't seem to figure out why Nicholas Cage is in "financial trouble" (which we all know means he only has a few million left).

According to NY Magazine these were a few of his items he has purchased over his career:
  • A jet (I wonder if it's the one from Con-Air)
  • 2 yachts
  • 3 castles (yep castles)
  • A "dozen or so" mansions
  • 50 cars, the most expensive of which was a $495,000 Lamborghini...although I have a hunch he teamed up with Angelina Jolie to steal them.

and the kicker...in 2007 he outbid (meaning more than one person really wanted it) Leonardo DiCaprio for a dinosaur skull. How much you ask? $276,000.

You deserve to be in financial ruin after spending almost 300 grand on a stupid ass dinosaur skull. I guess that's just what you get for trying to out bid Leo. He will always win in the end, well except in The Departed, everyone pretty much dies there.

You can't blame all that on your financial manager, idiot.

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