Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I Moved to Tumblr

To all my loyal readers (aka Mom)(ok not really),

I have decided, after coaxing from Mrs. Awesome, to move over to Tumblr. It works better with post more useless stuff more often. Please follow me over on Tumblr.

I can now be found @

Mr. Awesome

Tuesday, March 22, 2011


Uninstalling Dictators

Sunday, March 20, 2011


I've said this for a long time, buying expensive cars is the stupidest investment one can ever make.


Saturday, March 19, 2011

I Underestimated You

Thursday, March 17, 2011

March Madness

Here it is. In all it's glory. I present to you...My Bracket!!!

Duke wins it all, especially with Kyrie Irving coming back. Duke showed in the ACC tourney they can hit shots from deep, as well as play physical games inside. With 2 big time seniors and a great coach...I had to take them. Irving adds that slasher dimension and more depth to an already #1 team.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Grant Hill Response

Here is Grant Hill's unedited response to the reprehensibly made documentary about the Fab 5. The documentary was terrible...likely the reason Webber wanted no part of it.

Please take the time to read this, it is a good social commentary on our population as a whole:

Grant’s Unedited Response to the Fab Five’s Documentary

The World According to an Alcoholic

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Here We Stay

More March Madness Stats

I can't get enough of them:

Derrick Rose

There's rumor that this is Derrick Rose in HS. It looks like him, and would explaing his crazy footwork on the court.

Salary Madness

This is pretty cool. It's the schools in the tourney and their average starting salary out of school. Princeton for the win.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Zebra Gangs


Beard Madness

I am a little disappointed that Zach G., Baron Davis and James Harden didn't make the cut. But funny nonetheless.

In Honor of Pi Day

Today is 3.14 so here is a "Pie" chart, in honor of "Pi" Day.

Friday, March 11, 2011


Thursday, March 10, 2011

Here We Stay

Great Kings video...gave me chills...I'll always remember the great days.

Here We Stay: Keep the Kings In Sacramento from @kfippin on Vimeo.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Truth About the iPad2

This is from Conan O'Brien the other night. Lazy Apple.

White Men Can't Jump??

I lifted this from a friends Facebook page. This guy Jacob Tucker from Illinois College is incredible 5'11" with a 50" standing vertical. These dunks are outrageous.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

American Comics

via: Huffington Post

Monday, March 7, 2011


Friday, March 4, 2011

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Sesame Street: Not The Show it Used to Be

I think when I have kids, I won't be allowing Sesame Street in our house. It's just not the same as it used to be.


Charlie Brown Sheen


Tuesday, March 1, 2011


Look at This Dog


Step It Up "Rest of the Universe"

Charlie Sheen Goes A.I.

Sheen pulling an Allen Iverson:

Monday, February 28, 2011

This Hamster is Stoked.

This is how I feel inside when Mrs. Awesome makes me cupcakes:

Angry Birds

Best game ever.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Banana Timeline

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Pet Peeve: Doing Good

Even Tracy Jordan Knows:


Just Give Him the Cookies


World's colliding. The Old Spice Man taking a pic with The Most Interesting Man in the World!!! My head just exploded.


Commercial for Melo's first game as a NY Knick.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Cat Lady

Mrs. Awesome and I were just talking about this:

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Lady Gaga...You're So Original

GPA vs. Limbs

All of Them

Here are all the dunks Blake "The Quake" Griffin had before the All Star break...All 137 of them. Enjoy.

Have You Heard?

The Bird bird bird, the bird is the Word.

Highest of Fives

If you don't watch How I Met Your Mother, your world sucks.

All of The Lights

All Star Game Video Intro.

A Vlade Tribute: To Remember the Better Times

The Kings are on the verge of leaving Sacramento...sad. Here is a video to remember some of the best times of the Sacramento Kings.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Happy Presidents Day

Friday, February 18, 2011

I wish I Had Seen These Before V-Day

I should have given these "roses" to Mrs. Awesome for Valentine's Day.

Blake Griffin Never Gets Old

Wednesday, February 16, 2011


Apple Water

Detail Oriented

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Teach Me How To Jimmer

"Ricky Bobby couldn't handle this Cougar."

Pig Tricks

Monday, February 14, 2011

A Book Commits Suicide...

You Decide

Wolverine? Or 2 Batmen?

Looks Legit to Me

I'd never think to card this kid.

Map of The World's Alcohol Consumption

[via The Economist]

Eyes in the Back of Your Head


This whole Usher/Bieber thing is just too weird. It seriously creeps me out...

"You told me, if it was meant to be we would meet again." - The Biebs to Usher